To borrow Frank Zappa's line - That's grody to the max"

I don’t know what’s worse – finding Julia in her crib with a blob of poop on her paci (amongst other places) or catching her eating dog food (not from the bowl – that would have been much tamer – it was regurgitated dog food – otherwise known in our house as “Puppy Puke”.

Sorry Sweetie – Just think, by getting this info out now, it’ll be old news by the time you’re old enough to be embarrassed by it.